The prodigal son returns

After an extended period time of having my brain rewired by posting thousands of moronic tweets, I'm going to try and get back into semi-regular blogging. Remember blogging? It was how people conveyed their minor thoughts before they learned how to wring ultimate scolding potential out of 140 characters.

If you check back in like two months and this is still the most recent post, I give you unfettered permission to send me rude emails / obscene gifs / threatening DMs. Thanks.